CuntMelonClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Story of Khale Trailer]

Gonna be a bit harsh here

Sexy graphic work and I am interested in seeing the full version but this trailer severely lacked substance. I gave you a well deserved ten on graphics. I gave you a five on style because while I really don't particularly want to see another manga elf fantasy sort of thing this appears to be done with enough skill to make it worth watching. The sound effects are somewhat overused so I gave it a five on sound. As for overall, I knocked off five points for the blatant over-whoring of another flash portal on the original and best flash portal available. Seriously, if you're going to submit something to newgrounds, please label it as a product of newgrounds, not flashportal.

LeafWorthy responds:

I'm glad you enjoyed my graphics Mr. Cunt, but maybe I'll respect your opinions when you come up with a less derogatory name. FlashPortal.com was nice enough to help sponsor my work, as they do with a lot of really respectable animations that are submitted to Newgrounds. Both websites are doing wonders for the art community so I don't think anyone should hate on either.

[BBQ: Professional Hustler]

HELP!

I NEED AN ADULT!

Eternal-Panda responds:

Be sure to catch the spin off prequel where we find out just how Sir Corpse got naked in the first place. The truth will blow-your-mind!

SPOILER ALERT:
(he traded them for the hat and cigar)

[NG Assassin Ep2]

You lose

You cannot kill Orange Clock

SirHappy666 responds:

I just did

[Clock Topics 2]

Even funnier than the last one

I'm sure glad they review banned that stupid CorpseGrinderClock fellow he would have said mean things about you I'm sure he doesn't like you very much but I do. I like you a lot. Corpsegrinder hates dutch people but I don't. Dutch people are beautiful and delicious. I love the feel of your skin against mine. I love the feel of your foreskin against my tonsils. Kiss me you dyke fingering stud.

StrangeClock responds:

I love your sultry Southern accent, Cuntmelon.

[Behind the Magic]

Haha nice

There sure are a lot of people who take this reeeeeeal seriously, aren't there?

Anyway, funny flash, in a lot of ways quite true. The radial on SBC was a little bright for my taste but it still looked good and was pretty slick.

stoners-lunchbox responds:

Cheers!

The fact that so many people take it seriously is related to the point i tried to make...

As for the radial... I know he wound up looking more like a glass marble than a strawberry, but it still looked ok... Next time i'll make it less bright (or make it look a little less glossy).

Thanks for the feedback!

[RedAppleClock 7]

Soviets? Another group?

ph33r me klop...

HydraulicCat responds:

*ph33rz*

[Blackbetty]

Oh

I am turned on beyond anything you could possibly imagine.

rub my button please

SherClockHolmes responds:

Ok.