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HE'S KNAWK KNAWK KNAWKIN' ON HEAVEN'S DOE-OE-OAR

He lives in a tulip filled heaven now, may he soar among the sweeping majestic blades of the windmills in his winged clogs and yodel at the top of his lung in his samite lederhosen

MMMM yes

Yes yes your graphics are totally outdated and it's unfinished thought you ought to know.

Gonna be a bit harsh here

Sexy graphic work and I am interested in seeing the full version but this trailer severely lacked substance. I gave you a well deserved ten on graphics. I gave you a five on style because while I really don't particularly want to see another manga elf fantasy sort of thing this appears to be done with enough skill to make it worth watching. The sound effects are somewhat overused so I gave it a five on sound. As for overall, I knocked off five points for the blatant over-whoring of another flash portal on the original and best flash portal available. Seriously, if you're going to submit something to newgrounds, please label it as a product of newgrounds, not flashportal.

LeafWorthy responds:

I'm glad you enjoyed my graphics Mr. Cunt, but maybe I'll respect your opinions when you come up with a less derogatory name. FlashPortal.com was nice enough to help sponsor my work, as they do with a lot of really respectable animations that are submitted to Newgrounds. Both websites are doing wonders for the art community so I don't think anyone should hate on either.

Lmao

I giggled like a drunken and promiscuous japanese schoolgirl being eaten out by a herd of piglets when I watched Tropicana's. The rest of them were good too.

If this doesn't get Daily Feature someone is going to get shot in the face.

Yes

Tasteful use of butts and bigbadron together. I like it.

HELP!

I NEED AN ADULT!

Eternal-Panda responds:

Be sure to catch the spin off prequel where we find out just how Sir Corpse got naked in the first place. The truth will blow-your-mind!

SPOILER ALERT:
(he traded them for the hat and cigar)

YAY

My boner exploded into ten thousand pieces all over the place

You lose

You cannot kill Orange Clock

SirHappy666 responds:

I just did

<<HURT//MAIM//KILL>>

Sanguis Bibimus
Corpus Edimus
Tolle Corpus Satani

Sanguis Bibimus
Corpus Edimus
Tolle Corpus Satani
Sanguis Bibimus
Corpus Edimus

Tolle Corpus Satani
Ave Versus Cristus
Ave Versus Cristus
Ave Versus Cristus

Ave Satani
Sanguis Bibimus
Corpus Edimus
Tolle Corpus Satani
Satani
Satani
Satani
Satani

Even funnier than the last one

I'm sure glad they review banned that stupid CorpseGrinderClock fellow he would have said mean things about you I'm sure he doesn't like you very much but I do. I like you a lot. Corpsegrinder hates dutch people but I don't. Dutch people are beautiful and delicious. I love the feel of your skin against mine. I love the feel of your foreskin against my tonsils. Kiss me you dyke fingering stud.

StrangeClock responds:

I love your sultry Southern accent, Cuntmelon.

Cuntmelon Show 2 coming soon

William Rubin @CuntMelonClock

Age 39, Male

Scratching my nuts

Shool?

deep deep in your ass

Joined on 6/16/05

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